AARP called out for marketing limited benefit plans

Apparently they opened up a can of worms by deciding to offer seniors limited benefit plans
How dare you write that sentence?!

The plans are offered to 50-64, not seniors. I won't allow you to call people in that age group seniors.

I'd respond more but I need to grab my cane and get to the bathroom and take my teeth out of the cup.

Rick
 
What's interesting is they did an investigation and 2 out of 3 AARP agents only offered the limited plans. Will be interesting to see how it plays out however AARP already suspended sales.
 
The plans are offered to 50-64, not seniors.

Forgive him.

John has not crossed into the golden years yet and still considers anyone over 40 . . . old . . .

He probably thinks (or perhaps wishes) I had one foot in the grave.

Does AARP include discounts on Viagra? If so, I might have to join. Gotta keep up with my young (only 57) wife.
 
I turned 50 this year, but I refuse to join AARP. Maybe in a few years, when I'm bent over, spitting, and talking nonsense.

Note: This post creates an "opening." That is...the chance for someone to post a comment insinuating that I am doing those things now.
 
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