Auto Insurance caims(funny)

Aug 28, 2007

  1. InsuranceJosh
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    Quotes from Actual Insurance Claims
    • Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
    • In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
    • I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
    • I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
    • I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
    • The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him.
    • I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
     
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    The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him

    That is funny!!!!!
     
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    I like the one...I was driving down the road minding my own business and this pole jumps out in front of me....go figure...
     
    tommyk, Sep 12, 2007
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    I really like these two and the one midwest pointed out:D
    :D
     
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