Chump's Top 10 List...things You Don't Want To Hear A Prospect Say

Jan 8, 2008

  1. CHUMPS FROM OXFORD
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    CHUMPS FROM OXFORD Guru

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    10. I can't afford much. Maybe $40 per month.

    9. My group rate for our family of four just went up $20 to $160.

    8. Can you make this fast. I'm using a prepaid phone card.

    7. No, I'm not on any medications now. But why do you think I want to get this insurance?

    6. I don't know my wife's weight. But she's pretty thick.

    5. You're the fifth broker that's called this morning.

    4. Medications? Yea, I'm on a few. Let me get my notebook.

    3. Can you tell me when I get my free laptop?

    2. Well...I'm probably not pregnant, but does this policy cover maternity?

    1. Sorry. I know I have some major health problems, but E-Health gave me a much better rate!
     
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  2. Crabcake Johnny
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    11: My baby's daddy has a checking account.
     
  3. TXINSURANCE
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    12. "Per Month?"
     
  4. salpro22
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    12. My mother/father doesn't speak English so you can just tell me about the plans and I will tell him/her.

    13. Does the insurance company accept COD or money orders?

    14. I want the best coverage for the least amount of money.
     
  5. STIBROKER
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    STIBROKER Like My post and enter the DRAWING,,,, Moderator

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    I currently have medi~cade and we just earned $400 to much to qualify for it now.....
     
  6. somarco
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    somarco GA Medicare Expert

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    Come clean.

    You guys have been working Net Quote leads today, haven't you?
     
    somarco, Jan 8, 2008
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  7. TXINSURANCE
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    15. I have a certificate from my previous employer stating creditable coverage towards all pre existing conditons
     
  8. The New Guy
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    16. Do I have to take a drug test?
     
  9. Dave020
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    17. Are they going to make me take a physical?

    18. I can answer no to all of these questions as long as I don't listen to the voices.

    19. What's "BMI"?

    20. Oh, the usual, blood pressure medicine, cholesterol medicine, reflux medicine and allergy shots. But they're all generics.

    :D
     
    Dave020, Jan 8, 2008
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  10. TXINSURANCE
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    21. I don't want to be charged until ________(insert date)
     
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