Chump's Top 10 List...things You Don't Want To Hear A Prospect Say

[Newby]

I swear this is true...

(From the 300 lb guy in a wheelchair in a dress with a long blond wig lots of makeup and about 2-days stubble...)

"I'm going to have to level with you, I'm not really a woman. I'm a man living as a woman."

Oh, Really???!!!

 

[J.R.]

I swear this is true...

(From the 300 lb guy in a wheelchair in a dress with a long blond wig lots of makeup and about 2-days stubble...)

"I'm going to have to level with you, I'm not really a woman. I'm a man living as a woman."

Oh, Really???!!!

I got you beat. Back when I sold premier gutters (there's a laugh), I met a lovely couple in western md (A.K.A. Prospective shooting area for Deliverance 2). Anyways, husband looked like Elvis, which was awesome and his wife was about 20-30 years older both on food stamps and Medicaid.

Apparently they guy married a woman and when she died he ended up marrying her mother mother.......................Let me say that again......He married his mother in law!!!!!!!!!

And no, he did not end up buying the $2000 dollars. I had him sold on the gutters, but before he could find a way to use his government funds to pay for them, I ended the appointment and drove back home.....

 

[somarco]

I had him sold on the gutters, but before he could find a way to use his government funds to pay for them

Personally, I think it is a disgrace that people in the richest nation in the world cannot have gutters. I believe we should ask the government for a universal gutter plan where anyone, regardless of their income, can have gutters.

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

70. C'mon over Thursday. I have another guy coming Friday.

 

[moonlightandmargaritas]

Personally, I think it is a disgrace that people in the richest nation in the world cannot have gutters. I believe we should ask the government for a universal gutter plan where anyone, regardless of their income, can have gutters.

France is THE model for providing gutter to ALL of it's citizens...

Does anyone have Michael Moore's number?

 

[Crabcake Johnny]

How 'bout a true one from a few months ago:

Me: "What's your height and weight?"

Prospect: "Well let me ask you this. What's the most I can weight and get covered?"

 

[moonlightandmargaritas]

How 'bout a true one from a few months ago:

Me: "What's your height and weight?"

Prospect: "Well let me ask you this. What's the most I can weight and get covered?"

Hehe. I have a friend from Knoxville in the business. He says in Tennessee they call this condition "biscuit poisoning".

 

[fostever]

71. "The judge said I need to have health coverage to get custody of my child."

 

[somarco]

France is THE model for providing gutter to ALL of it's citizens...

Does it rain in France?

 

[moonlightandmargaritas]

I swear this is true...

(From the 300 lb guy in a wheelchair in a dress with a long blond wig lots of makeup and about 2-days stubble...)

"I'm going to have to level with you, I'm not really a woman. I'm a man living as a woman."

Oh, Really???!!!

Unisex rates?