CMS releases commissions

Nov 8, 2008

  1. dandan
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    2009 MAPD plans you must pay $225.00 back to company for each plan placed.

    MA you pay back $185

    Pt D you pay back $27.50

    If you are caught comparing plans they will deduct 50% of all 08 commissions from your bank acct.

    If you do not hop to the door on one foot and knock using the secret code "3 taps 1 loud knock and 2 light kicks" you will be charged back the other 50%.

    Please Please remember you MUST wear a totally BROWN suit with a tan and yellow tie at all times!

    oh almost forgot, the biggest requirement!

    you have to wear very tight underwear to the point that will make your voice sound like a mouse squeal!

    ok happy enrollments everyone!
     
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    This is great news ! I thought I was going to have to buy a new wardrobe. ;)
     
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    At least Chuck has a sense of humor!
     
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    we'll all need a good sense of humor once the 2009 commissions are released.
     
  5. Frank Stastny
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    That is too funny.

    I hope your white bucks are polished and you have clean, bleached white socks to go with them.

    There aren't enough O's in the word "smooth" to describe that look. That is definitely the suave and deboner look for today's successful agent.
     
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    ...and you too dandan :)


    Its out of our control, so we might as well laugh about it.
     
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    Raise your hand if, like a dumbass, you read this over a couple of times and it took you a minute to get the joke.
     
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    Joke? I just hope CMS doesn't read this and think "Wow, that is better than anything we have come up with yet!!!"
     
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    If CMS wants to control how much the supposedly free market pays agents for schlepping CMS approved crappy private Medicare plans shouldn't agents be protected by CMS from how many customer service calls we have to endure because seniors are going to misunderstand the MA plan because it's just to convoluted? Shouldn't we demand a base salary from CMS if we are in fact just helpers and explainers and not actually salesman anymore ?

    These slackers at CMS get paid pretty good with full Federal govment cheese benefits and i bet they don't work half the hours i do . I would like an investigation into why they get paid so much.

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    :)
     
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