Do you know when your going to die?

Apr 22, 2008

  1. NCnatwidagent
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    "Do you know when your going to die?" Recently I read this somewhere on this forum, but can't seem to find it now.
    I couldn't remember the finish of the statement. It was used by an agent to disturb the prospect.
    Just curious, it was kind of an attenion getter, and I have a few prospects in my area that it would suit as an opening.

    Thanks,
    John
     
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    I will die on March 17th 2044. I will be watching TV while eating licorice.
     
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    By my calculation Chumps, you will actually be eating a Pop Tart and the show you're watching will be a re-run of Petticoat Junction.

    Your term life insurance will have run out and you recently opted for the lifetime payout option on your $500,000 annuity but only recieved the first 4-payments.

    Better luck next time.
     
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    I thought that quote came about when someone on here wanted to know the details of the zero premium life insurance plan. The response was that I will have to kill you if I tell you that---or something to that effect.:policeman:
     
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    Scott, That's so wierd, I'm eating Pop Tarts and watching Petticoat Junction.

    I knew a guy who was getting close to retirement, he dropped his professional association sponsored group life and died coming down the stairs two weeks later. Bad timing.
     
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    That's so weird,my name is Scott.......
     
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    If Petticoat Junction is still on in 2044...that would be something. Won't matter as I probably won't notice what's on.

    And now....a completely off-topic comment:

    Go Flyers and beat those miserable Caps tonight.
     
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    Insurance agents are such witty people, huh?
     
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    Witty, and in some parts of West Virginia...very good goat herders.
     
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    Herders?????
     
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