Do you know when your going to die?

[NCnatwidagent]

"Do you know when your going to die?" Recently I read this somewhere on this forum, but can't seem to find it now.
I couldn't remember the finish of the statement. It was used by an agent to disturb the prospect.
Just curious, it was kind of an attenion getter, and I have a few prospects in my area that it would suit as an opening.

Thanks,
John

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

I will die on March 17th 2044. I will be watching TV while eating licorice.

 

[Newby]

I will die on March 17th 2044. I will be watching TV while eating licorice.

By my calculation Chumps, you will actually be eating a Pop Tart and the show you're watching will be a re-run of Petticoat Junction.

Your term life insurance will have run out and you recently opted for the lifetime payout option on your $500,000 annuity but only recieved the first 4-payments.

Better luck next time.

 

[arnguy]

"Do you know when your going to die?" Recently I read this somewhere on this forum, but can't seem to find it now.
I couldn't remember the finish of the statement. It was used by an agent to disturb the prospect.
Just curious, it was kind of an attenion getter, and I have a few prospects in my area that it would suit as an opening.

Thanks,
John

I thought that quote came about when someone on here wanted to know the details of the zero premium life insurance plan. The response was that I will have to kill you if I tell you that---or something to that effect.

 

[David C]

Scott, That's so wierd, I'm eating Pop Tarts and watching Petticoat Junction.

I knew a guy who was getting close to retirement, he dropped his professional association sponsored group life and died coming down the stairs two weeks later. Bad timing.

 

[STIBROKER]

Scott, That's so wierd,

That's so weird,my name is Scott.......

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

If Petticoat Junction is still on in 2044...that would be something. Won't matter as I probably won't notice what's on.

And now....a completely off-topic comment:

Go Flyers and beat those miserable Caps tonight.

 

[NCnatwidagent]

Insurance agents are such witty people, huh?

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Witty, and in some parts of West Virginia...very good goat herders.

 

[Expat]

Herders?????