I Lied to my Insurance...

[goillini52]

It committed suicide. Small deer. Just jumped in front of me. Didn't even have time to hit the brakes. I ran over it more than hitting it.

Did just under $2000 damage to my car.

The people that lived by where I hit asked if they could have the deer. Like I cared.

I suppose it ended up in their freezer?

I'm always having them run across the road in front of me. Years ago, can't remember if I was driving in Southern Illinois or NW Kentucky at night. I'd just passed a deer crossing sign and as I came around a curve a herd of about 30 ran across the road. I had to put on the brakes and come to a complete stop. It was freaky the way a few of them looked at me. Spooooky!