Insurance Agent Joke

Jul 2, 2008

  1. moonlightandmargaritas
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    Heard a good one today.

    Life insurance agent to prospect:

    "Don't let me scare you in to anything hasty. Take some time. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake up in the morning, call me and let me know."
     
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    My, how you've aged!

    I think that's a really good way of "putting things", it's not really a joke!
     
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    Well, I needed a new "bio-pic" for my website and marketing materials. I thought the "wifebeater" t-shirt gave it a little more of a casual feel...

    Whaddya think?
     
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    It looks like you're in a prison shower, getting ready for....what, exactly???
     
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    Do they still make soap on a rope?
     
    Expat, Jul 3, 2008
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