Laptops

[BADTROUT]

I bring my laptop on appointments but am switching to an Ipad soon.

My dress code is jeans, sundresses (in summertime) or capris. No shorts, as I don't want to stick to the couch if it's a FE-only home. Never a mu-mu.

It will never be worth my time to sell FE. I mean I'm curious guys... nothing about it sounds like a cash cow... let alone break even for the trouble... I swear I saw it on an episode of Dirty Jobs.

 

[somarco]

My dress code is jeans, sundresses (in summertime) or capris. No shorts, as I don't want to stick to the couch if it's a FE-only home. Never a mu-mu.

Sandals?

With a sundress you should shave your legs and pits.

 

[goillini52]

Sandals?

With a sundress you should shave your legs and pits.

Sandals would be a bad idea in case she steps in a pile of dog crap in the living room as she's walking to the cat piss soaked couch.

Good idea on the shaving...less for the fleas to hang on to.

 

[Northeast Agent]

If the couch is soaked with cat piss, you won't have to worry about your legs sticking to the couch.

Remember, some homes have those old plastic slip covers on the couches from the 70s on them... You "stick," regardless of "what's" on it.

Sandals?

With a sundress you should shave your legs and pits.

Of course!

 

[goillini52]

If the couch is soaked with cat piss, you won't have to worry about your legs sticking to the couch.

Remember, some homes have those old plastic slip covers on the couches from the 70s on them... You "stick," regardless of "what's" on it.

Would you "stick" if there's a fresh puddle on the plastic cover?

 

[Northeast Agent]

Would you "stick" if there's a fresh puddle on the plastic cover?

I always look before I sit down! I've encountered mostly dust and clutter, so far.

Once, there was a gentleman I encoutered in a low-income building who was getting evicted due to a roach problem. It was determined the infestation started in his unit then spread to others.

 

[goillini52]

Would you "stick" if there's a fresh puddle on the plastic cover?

I always look before I sit down! I've encountered mostly dust and clutter, so far.

Once, there was a gentleman I encoutered in a low-income building who was getting evicted due to a roach problem. It was determined the infestation started in his unit then spread to others.

40 years ago, I sold mobile homes for a year. One night as it was getting dark and about closing time, we pulled in a trade-in and we were supposed to give trade-ins a glance on the inside when they came in. Since it was dark, I had to use a flashlight. There was this awful smell and as I was walking through it I heard this crunching noise. I aimed the flashlight at the floor and the floor was moving. It was completely covered with a dozen generations of cockroaches.

I said f*ck this sh*t and got the hell out of there. I went home and put my clothes in the washing machine and took a long hot shower.

There're some nasty disgusting people out there!!!

 

[Northeast Agent]

There was this awful smell and as I was walking through it I heard this crunching noise. I aimed the flashlight at the floor and the floor was moving. It was completely covered with a dozen generations of cockroaches.

Haha! This reminds me of, "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Remember when he was in the temple/ snake pit? "Snakes! It had to be snakes!" Or something like that.

 

[steveadlman]

Sounds like you are doing home visits (F2F).

I generally use a Chromebook. Touchscreen not required when you are 100% phone sales.

Pants not required either.

That's more information than we need.

 

[WinoBlues]

Thanks. Wound up ordering the Surface 6 to replace my 6 year old Surface Pro.