Pick Up Line

Discussion in 'General Insurance Agent Discussions' started by Surfy, Aug 13, 2010.

  1. Surfy
    Offline

    Surfy Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    64
    Likes Received:
    0
    State:
    California
    Here is the setting. You have just met someone, maybe had half a minute to a minute or two, to talk.

    You know what he does. He knows what you do but you only have a few moments left and you want to get his interest and his phone number so you can sell him some insurance. (Maybe you were in line with him at WalMart or something like that).

    What is your favorite "pick up line"?

    Surfy
     
  2. WinoBlues
    Offline

    WinoBlues Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    17,354
    Likes Received:
    7
    State:
     
    You can try" want to go for a Chardonnay". I am not sure. Hommie don't play that.:err:

    Here comes # 20
     
  3. Surfy
    Offline

    Surfy Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    64
    Likes Received:
    0
    State:
    California
    Surfy don't either.

    #20. Whoo hoo.

    Surfy
     
  4. GreenSky
    Offline

    GreenSky Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    14,823
    Likes Received:
    24
    State:
    Nevada
    You don't look good. Are you well?

    Maybe we should talk about life insurance before it's too late.

    Works like a charm.

    Rick
     
  5. VaDwayne
    Offline

    VaDwayne Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    1,810
    Likes Received:
    4
    State:
    Virginia
    I would love to speak with you regarding your insurance just before you die; when will that be?:D
     
  6. Newby
    Offline

    Newby Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    13,404
    Likes Received:
    33
    State:
    Indiana
    I watched a friend of mine once. He is VERY laid back southern Tennessee style. Personality is pretty close to Goober Pyle.

    We were buying some fresh fish in a seafood/ meat store. He had a pretty casual and light humorous conversation going the whole time the lady was waiting on him.

    At the end of the transaction he fliped his business card at her and said "If you ever kill anybody with this fish of yours, give me a call."
    She laughed and said "What do you do?" And the life insurance conversation went from there. She ended up setting an appointment with him.

    I can't imagine anyone but him pulling that off.
     
  7. YouGotMyMoney
    Offline

    YouGotMyMoney Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    4,935
    Likes Received:
    0
    State:
    Florida

    did anyone else get a VERY gay vibe off this post? :1confused:
     
  8. WinoBlues
    Offline

    WinoBlues Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    17,354
    Likes Received:
    7
    State:
     
    Not ME, Man. Not Me!
     
  9. DHK
    Offline

    DHK Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    6,078
    Likes Received:
    19
    State:
    California
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 8, 2017
  10. elitemind
    Offline

    elitemind Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    239
    Likes Received:
    0
    State:
    North Carolina
    Definition Wikipedia Style- "A pick-up line (or chat-up line) is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for humor, romance, or dating. Overt and sometimes humorous displays of romantic interest, pick-up lines advertise the wit of their speakers to their target listeners"
     

Share This Page