Pregnant....Help!!!

[TXINSURANCE]

I disagree.

I had two employees that quit due to pregnancy, both received Medicaid no problems. I called and was flat out told the income question was removed for Medicaid in Texas last year.

Prior to last year - maybe - this year they are handing out free babies. The reason we have 40 million uninsured is because our system encourages and rewards irresponsible behavior.

Why buy insurance when you can get the same exact service for free?

If I could get 10% commish on Medicaid I would be high rollin... lol.. Ohh wait it is free... 10% of $0 is still $0... Ohh well.

 

[Crabcake Johnny]

don't worry, one day the liberals will win, our tax rate will be 50% we'll all have free health care.

 

[TXINSURANCE]

Its not 50% I am worried about, it is 70% (Pre Reagan it was 70%) how quickly people forget.

 

[Mr. Bill]

Yeah and back to the cohabitation question, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Welcome to 18 years of child support. How dumb is this attorney?

 

[TonyC]

Attorneys are like Dr's....they specialize in an area...and then all other areas of their lifes are out-of-balance.

 

[Mr. Bill]

He'd better switch to Family Law fast!

 

[arnguy]

Tell that lawyer not use those cheap condoms!

 

[Mr. Bill]

He was probably in a pinch and all he had was a Ziploc sandwich bag...

 

[arnguy]

Also, could have had to use Saran Wrap (it clings!).

 

[senior-advisor-indiana]

Duh guys, as long as she goes pee right after words she wouldn't have got pregnant. I guess no one is as smart as me.