Coffee - Free with Every Health Plan

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I know, it's a stretch. But thinking along the same lines, if coffee reduces medical costs, it should therefore covered under the PPACA preventative care list. What lobbyist can we contact? Where am I wrong? Cancer is cancer.
Coffee could protect against bowel cancer

Drinking several cups of coffee a day could help protect against bowel cancer, according to new research.

Coffee could protect against bowel cancer - Telegraph
 
I know, it's a stretch. But thinking along the same lines, if coffee reduces medical costs, it should therefore covered under the PPACA preventative care list. What lobbyist can we contact? Where am I wrong? Cancer is cancer.
Coffee could protect against bowel cancer

Drinking several cups of coffee a day could help protect against bowel cancer, according to new research.

Coffee could protect against bowel cancer - Telegraph

My daily infusion of Starbucks should be covered.
 
Dark chocolate is also good for you. But is it a free benefit under Obamacare? I have a right to be healthy and I should be getting my Dove chocolate for free! Damn Obama's war against white guys who eat dark chocolate!
 
Prices of chocolate and coffee will skyrocket. Then we will need to institute nationalized choco-coffee plans. The poor will be subsidized.
 
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