I Hate My Job

[insurance0707]

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally testedand then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson..'

HAVE A NICEDAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

 

[Jfuentes]

LOL.

 

[Newby]

Most people don't know how to tell the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer but there is actually a very easy way to tell.

They taste different.

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

And several butcher's aprons.

 

[Russ]

Gives a new meaning to this song, literally.....

 

[Tom Highway]

That reminds me about this proctologist...

A proctologist just finished examining a patient and said "good by Mr. Smith, see you next week". The nurse walks in a few minutes later and has a form for the Proctologist to sign.

The nurse sees that he is trying to write with his rectal thermometer and informs the doctor of his mistake. The doctor exclaims "oh man, some butthole stole my pen!"

 

[allhealthandlife]

That reminds me about this proctologist...

A proctologist just finished examining a patient and said "good by Mr. Smith, see you next week". The nurse walks in a few minutes later and has a form for the Proctologist to sign.

The nurse sees that he is trying to write with his rectal thermometer and informs the doctor of his mistake. The doctor exclaims "oh man, some butthole stole my pen!"

The nurse hands the proctologist a beer while helping him examine a patient. After realizing what the nurse had put in his hand the doctor turns to the nurse and exclaims " I said hand me a butt light ! "

 

[Mark]

Most people don't know how to tell the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer but there is actually a very easy way to tell.

They taste different.

or you can just smell them.

They should not be brown either.

 

[xrac]

Most people don't know how to tell the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer but there is actually a very easy way to tell.

They taste different.

Newby, I am not going to ask if you learned that from personal experience or not!
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That reminds me about this proctologist...

A proctologist just finished examining a patient and said "good by Mr. Smith, see you next week". The nurse walks in a few minutes later and has a form for the Proctologist to sign.

The nurse sees that he is trying to write with his rectal thermometer and informs the doctor of his mistake. The doctor exclaims "oh man, some butthole stole my pen!"

 

[ronmelton3]

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'Try this out:

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson..'

Don't you mean Johnson & JOHNSON?