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Well, the SEC has issued their ruling: Effective January 12, 2011, Indexed Annuities are deemed Securities!
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That isn't exactly the news I was looking for... Eh, oh well, jsut another test to take.
So are you agreeing that an index annuity should be a security?
So are you agreeing that an index annuity should be a security?
sec: so, whatcha got there
insurance: it's a blue tamaroon
sec: looks like a duck
insurance: it's not a duck, as you can see, it's blue
sec: ...ummm, you took a duck and dyed it blue. Got a gaming license to sell that duck?
insurance: we don't need a gaming license since it's not a duck. It's a blue tamaroon
sec: there's no such thing as a blue tamaroon. You took a duck and dyed it blue
insurance: still, it's blue. Go look up a definition of a duck and see if you find any blue ones - hence it's no longer a duck
sec: it's still a duck, even if you dye it blue
insurance: no -by the mere fact of dying it blue means it's no longer a duck
sec: you're a lunatic
Listening to the insurance carriers defend this is a bit like watching a Monty Python movie: "I just chopped your arm off." "No you didn't."
sec: so, whatcha got there
insurance: it's a blue tamaroon
sec: looks like a duck
insurance: it's not a duck, as you can see, it's blue
sec: ...ummm, you took a duck and dyed it blue. Got a gaming license to sell that duck?
insurance: we don't need a gaming license since it's not a duck. It's a blue tamaroon
sec: there's no such thing as a blue tamaroon. You took a duck and dyed it blue
insurance: still, it's blue. Go look up a definition of a duck and see if you find any blue ones - hence it's no longer a duck
sec: it's still a duck, even if you dye it blue
insurance: no -by the mere fact of dying it blue means it's no longer a duck
sec: you're a lunatic
Listening to the insurance carriers defend this is a bit like watching a Monty Python movie: "I just chopped your arm off." "No you didn't."