Relocating to Amarillo

Big Texan Free 72oz steak

Yeah! I tried to eat that thing once. Didn't quite make it, but I still have the t-shirt. You can watch people try and eat it on the webcam.

I'd market away from there - nothing but high cholesterol for a twenty mile radius, I'd bet.

Are you suggesting guaranteed-issue territory? Problem with the 72 oz'er, you have to eat EVERYTHING-- salad, baked potato and roll...
 
When I tried it, it was:

72oz steak

Roll

Baked potato

Salad

Shrimp cocktail

I got through all the side dishes and 63 ounces of the steak in 45 minutes. Then...

Well, I didn't finish. They try to trick you, you know - when you first come in there's a display of a "sample steak" sitting by the door to show you what you'll be facing if you try. That thing is about half the size of the true steak.
 
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