Chump's Assoc. Golf Tourney Results

[GreenSky]

I want to thank Chumps for sponsoring his annual golf tourney. There may be 3 other major tournaments but this is kown as the "Big one." I'm honored to been skillful and lucky enough to win once again.

This gives me 14 major wins and only need 4 more to tie Arnguy.

The Caddy SUV I won for the ace on #6 will come in handy should I need to leave my house at 2am to avoid a 9 iron to the head.

I will donate 10% of the $1.5 million prize money to help the TSA keep us safe from underwear.

Rick

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

I'll try not to forget the 1099 this year. I'm getting a little tired of paying those taxes on your prizes.

 

[Mark]

I hope his fees dont go up this year.

 

[arnguy]

Rick, I am taking a sabbatical from golf to straighten out all my romantic liaisons, a la Tiger Woods! That should give you a chance to catch up to me.