CMS Screws Agents

[Frank Stastny]

I'm looking for a new line of work. 'Joe the Plumber' is taken.

Wonder what I can do with a first name of Chuck ?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Have you ever thought of cutting, splitting and selling firewood?

Purchase your firewood from Chuck, the "WoodChuck" specialist.

Sorry about that, I didn't get much sleep last night.

 

[Newby]

I'm looking for a new line of work. 'Joe the Plumber' is taken.

Wonder what I can do with a first name of Chuck ?

Politician!!!

Vote for Chuck,
He gives a F......... opps! I meant to type "care"?

 

[retread]

I'm looking for a new line of work. 'Joe the Plumber' is taken.

Wonder what I can do with a first name of Chuck ?

First thing you need to do is fire that drunken squirrel! Get a better role model... find a decent woodchuck, then follow Frank's advice!