Frank May Need An Umbrella Policy...

[jiminfla]

Hour-long goat attack sends man to ICU *| ajc.com

 

[arnguy]

Hour-long goat attack sends man to ICU *| ajc.com

Wow, you ain't just whistlin' Dixie!

 

[padthaiforlunch]

"Mr. Davis stated that he went outside to his shop and looked up, and a goat charged him, knocking him to the ground," the Sheriff's report states. "He stated that every time he moved to get up, the goat would attack him again."

Wonder how many times he tried to get up.

 

[G.Gordon]

IMO, everyone ought to have an umbrella liability policy. In todays sue happy society maxing out ones auto or home owners policies is all too easy given the right circumstances.

I know this thread is about humor, but seriously...

 

[Frank Stastny]

I couldn't get the link to come up but I can imagine what it is.

I had a billy once that you wouldn't dare turn your back on. I even put a collar on him with a bell attached so I could keep track of him.

They can lose their sense of humor especially when the does are in heat.

No I wasn't competing with him.

 

[STIBROKER]

ok.....we are talking about horny goats......must be friday......

 

[Norwayguy]

I couldn't get the link to come up but I can imagine what it is.

I had a billy once that you wouldn't dare turn your back on. I even put a collar on him with a bell attached so I could keep track of him.

They can lose their sense of humor especially when the does are in heat.

No I wasn't competing with him.

Frank do you think your billy goat got even arngier having to constantly have a bell ringing in his ear?

 

[bigeats]

The sad thing is... the old guy died yesterday from the wounds he suffered in the attack.

 

[arnguy]

Frank also needs hip boots for obvious reasons.