Gifts From FE Prospects

[smokin goose]

I got tipped with catfish before. They were actually pretty good too.

Got Libs chocolates yesterday. Best chocolate in the world.

Offered a kitten. No thanks. Only thing worse than a kitten would be two kittens.

A lady tried to sell her Elvis collection to me. I must have shown too much interest. I like early rock-a-billy Elvis. But I don't want to dedicate a whole room of my house to him.

I'm willing to bet there was one of those velvet paintings in the mix?

 

[VolAgent]

I'm willing to bet there was one of those velvet paintings in the mix?

No good Southern home is complete without an Elvis on velvet.

 

[rousemark]

No good Southern home is complete without an Elvis on velvet.

And, dogs playing poker.. plus a blonde haired, blue eyed Jesus..

 

[smokin goose]

No good Southern home is complete without an Elvis on velvet.

So predictable, right?

It like the teenage years. Anytime you met a hot chick, she had a friend over 300 wearing a "U can't touch this" t-shirt.

 

[Norwayguy]

So predictable, right?

It like the teenage years. Anytime you met a hot chick, she had a friend over 300 wearing a "U can't touch this" t-shirt.

You needed a to be wearing one of those police windbreakers...You know the type where the "Police" is covered by a velcro flap and remained unseen until they are ready to raid the house....But yours would say "Dam straight I'm not touching it".

 

[smokin goose]

You needed a to be wearing one of those police windbreakers...You know the type where the "Police" is covered by a velcro flap and remained unseen until they are ready to raid the house....But yours would say "Dam straight I'm not touching it".

What do you mean? I was going after the big ones. Less competition. :-)

 

[stumpy]

I was given a bottle or merlot by a guy who didn't even buy a policy. Hung out with him for a bit in his trailer and smoked cigars.