Great Inspirational Quotes... Leave One---

[Crabcake Johnny]

Watch how you treat people as you climb the ladder of success. It's the same people you'll see on the way back down.

 

[Larry Tew]

I didn't do it. You didn't see me do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove a thing.

 

[bill3173]

"I didn't even do anything"

Just about anyone on the way to the slammer.

 

[VaDwayne]

- MAN, those ORIOLES suck!!! - Dwayne A.

- You sure would be pretty, if you had a different face.

Car lingo-pardon the language

Sure, bring your wife in, we can dicker.

Would you like to see our Probes?

You car's hit everything but the lottery.

Did anybody get killed in that wreck?

How much is it worth, well how much does it weigh?

 

[WinoBlues]

With that amount of insurance they will bury you so shallow a puppy could dig you up.

 

[Crabcake Johnny]

- MAN, those ORIOLES suck!!! - Dwayne A.

- You sure would be pretty, if you had a different face.

Car lingo-pardon the language

Sure, bring your wife in, we can dicker.

Would you like to see our Probes?

You car's hit everything but the lottery.

Did anybody get killed in that wreck?

How much is it worth, well how much does it weigh?

"We pulled your credit and you qualify for the Chinese payment system: onelumpsum

 

[scottstreet]

Seen on a bumper sticker
"no matter how good lookin' she is , someone somewhere is sick of her ****!"

 

[VaDwayne]

"We pulled your credit and you qualify for the Chinese payment system: onelumpsum

Never heard that one!!

 

[Larry Tew]

"You can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass, But me... I'd rather take the butcher's word for it"

-Big Tom Callahan-

 

[arnguy]

.....This one is for Arnguy:

[FONT=&quot]"I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila." [/FONT]

Thank you, Frank!

VaDwayne, sorry I am unable to read your post. Could you please redo it in blue or black for us color-blind folks?