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I tried Cobra from GNC one time, and about killed her....lol

I had a problem with my sex life once. I told the doctor that I just had a lot on my mind and it was messing with my constipation. He prescribe these big horse pills. I think he called it a suppository. Man those taste terrible! They might have worked, but for some reason I kept having to go to the bathroom! :twitchy:
 
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I had a problem with my sex life once. I told the doctor that I just had a lot on my mind and it was messing with my constipation. He prescribe these big horse pills. I think he called it a suppository. Man those taste terrible! They might have worked, but for some reason I kept having to go to the bathroom! :twitchy:

You left off the end of your story. Allow me to finish it.

You went back to the Doctor and said "Doc, nothings working. I'm still real constipated."
The Doc said " That's unusual. Are you sure you're taking the strong suppositories I prescribed for you?
And you said "Yes, I'm taking them! What do you THINK I'm doing...SICKING EM UP MY ASSSS?!!!!
 
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You left off the end of your story. Allow me to finish it.

You went back to the Doctor and said "Doc, nothings working. I'm still real constipated."
The Doc said " That's unusual. Are you sure you're taking the strong suppositories I prescribed for you?
And you said "Yes, I'm taking them! What do you THINK I'm doing...SICKING EM UP MY ASSSS?!!!!

Yeah, but you still missed it. I changed the word "concentration" for the word "constipation".

Okay, so the joke didn't come across very well. It would have been better in person I suppose. My misguided attempt at being humorous.
 
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