Insurance Agent Joke

[moonlightandmargaritas]

Heard a good one today.

Life insurance agent to prospect:

"Don't let me scare you in to anything hasty. Take some time. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake up in the morning, call me and let me know."

 

[Mr. Bill]

My, how you've aged!

I think that's a really good way of "putting things", it's not really a joke!

 

[moonlightandmargaritas]

My, how you've aged!

Well, I needed a new "bio-pic" for my website and marketing materials. I thought the "wifebeater" t-shirt gave it a little more of a casual feel...

Whaddya think?

 

[Mr. Bill]

It looks like you're in a prison shower, getting ready for....what, exactly???

 

[Expat]

Do they still make soap on a rope?

 

[Guest]

Do they still make soap on a rope?

Lots of it here!