My Favorite Animal; Honesty

[Robert Barney]

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.


The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.


I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

 

[ewilkins]

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

Leviticus 11:7-8 -

And the pig, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. You shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.

Deuteronomy 14:8 -

And the pig, because it parts the hoof but does not chew the cud, is unclean for you. Their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch.

 

[WinoBlues]

I can not wait for breakfast.

 

[ewilkins]

I can not wait for breakfast.

I eat pork as well. Just curious why someone who smites people left and right would as well when it's clearly laid out in his smiting tool.

Looks like he lays pretty low now though since his favorite section of the forum has been shut down for the most part.

 

[scagnt83]

Doesnt Leviticus say that a father should sacrifice his first born son too?

Id rather just eat bacon

 

[ewilkins]

Doesnt Leviticus say that a father should sacrifice his first born son too?

Id rather just eat bacon

I think touching pig hide is also forbidden, so there goes football. Also, the mixing of different types of clothing. I knew I should never wear polyester pants with cotton tshirts!