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You win the internet today.
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You win the internet today.
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This is a video of SF. I am in the city fairly regularly, and this is an accurate portrayal of their "compassion". Good job democrats.
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Good job Nancy.
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
"Hello."
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well... We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town”. “If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!
"Hello."
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well... We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town”. “If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!
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Damn, that's harsh.
In contrast, let's look at some of the more positive results of the Biden administration.
Here's what Biden and Democrats have gotten done over the last 2 years : NPR
Note: I am a Republican, moderately conservative, and voted the party in the last election which, to my shame, put a lunatic in the White House.
I will not make that mistake again.
In contrast, let's look at some of the more positive results of the Biden administration.
Here's what Biden and Democrats have gotten done over the last 2 years : NPR
Note: I am a Republican, moderately conservative, and voted the party in the last election which, to my shame, put a lunatic in the White House.
I will not make that mistake again.
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