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[rmhaire]

Well, am in the CICU at TENOVA Turkey Creek in Knoxville, TN. Had a rather strong Heart Attack (#7) this morning. Started at 2AM. Called the ambulance at 4AM. They wanted to transport me by air but the choppers were grounded due to fog so they brought me by surface transport. Great group up here. I was swarmed by people in the ER immediately upon arrival even though the ambulance EMT had be stablelized, no more chest or arm pain, no breathing problems, no more sweats or nausea. By 6AM the on call cardiologist was here and and they had me in the cath lab. They found one of my 20 yrbold bypasses had plugged up. They removed several blood clots and put in a Stent. May go home tomorrow.

Praying for you!

Just don't take the Viagra. Trust me on that one.

 

[rousemark]

Well, am in the CICU at TENOVA Turkey Creek in Knoxville, TN. Had a rather strong Heart Attack (#7) this morning. Started at 2AM. Called the ambulance at 4AM. They wanted to transport me by air but the choppers were grounded due to fog so they brought me by surface transport. Great group up here. I was swarmed by people in the ER immediately upon arrival even though the ambulance EMT had be stablelized, no more chest or arm pain, no breathing problems, no more sweats or nausea. By 6AM the on call cardiologist was here and and they had me in the cath lab. They found one of my 20 yrbold bypasses had plugged up. They removed several blood clots and put in a Stent. May go home tomorrow.

Did experience a wonderful, new invention. A condom catheter. Never heard of before. It got on like a regular condom so there is no need to insert

Well, am in the CICU at TENOVA Turkey Creek in Knoxville, TN. Had a rather strong Heart Attack (#7) this morning. Started at 2AM. Called the ambulance at 4AM. They wanted to transport me by air but the choppers were grounded due to fog so they brought me by surface transport. Great group up here. I was swarmed by people in the ER immediately upon arrival even though the ambulance EMT had be stablelized, no more chest or arm pain, no breathing problems, no more sweats or nausea. By 6AM the on call cardiologist was here and and they had me in the cath lab. They found one of my 20 yrbold bypasses had plugged up. They removed several blood clots and put in a Stent. May go home tomorrow.

Did discover a wonderful, new invention, a condom catheter. Had never heard of it. It works like a regular catheter but you put it on like a condom so there is nothing to insert. Very comfortable, don't even know it is there. Guess it is good a nurse put it on. Been so many years since I put one on, I probably have forgotten how.

 

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