Slaughterhouse Insurance

[InsurewithUs]

Im new to the commercial insurance business and I just have a client who is in need of general liability insurance for his slaughterhouse. Does any agent know of any companies who will insure a high risk insurance. Any advice is appreciated!

 

[david J]

where is the slaugher house located ?

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

What a thread!

 

[2112Greg]

I don't know, but if my last name was Slaughterhouse and I wanted to start an insurance business, I wouldn't name it after myself...!


lol


(no offense to anyone named Slaughterhouse out there).

 

[jody108]

I was just reading about a cow that escaped a slaughterhouse.

She was so freaked out by the screams of the other cows, that she managed to break free, knock over fences and jump in a nearby river.

The slaughterhouse employs chased her and they were unable to catch her until she crossed the massive river.

Once they caught her, with the news crew and all, they publicly announced that due to her determination to live, they were going to give her a pardon and let her remain in one piece.

I guess it would be hard to just drag her back to the slaughter house with all of America watching.

This could be a liability for them. You think?

They might get sued by PETA or something.

or some horrified little girl....

Any insurance companies cover an instance like this?

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Gentlemen, we have two basic suggestions for the design of this for the design of this residential block, and I thought it best that the architects themselves came in to explain the advantages of both designs. (knock at door) That must be the first architect noow. (Mr Wiggin comes in) Ah, yes - it's Mr Wiggin of Ironside and Malone. Wiggin walks to the table on which his model stand.

Mr Wiggin Good morning, gentlemen. This is a twelwe-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these... First City Gent Excuse me.... Mr Wiggin Hm? First City Gent Did you say knives? Mr Wiggin Rotating knives, yes. Second City Gent Are you proposing to slaughter our tenants?

Mr Wiggin Does that not fit in with your plans? First City Gent No, it does not. We asked for a simple block of flats. Mr Wiggin Oh, I see. I hadn't correctly divined your attitude towards your tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses. Yes, pity. Mind you, this is a real beaut. I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows, inconveniencing the passers-by with this one. I mean, my life has been building up to this.

Second City Gent Yes, and well done, but we want a block of flats. Mr Wiggin May I ask you to reconsider. I mean, you wouldn't regret it. Think of the tourist trade. First City Gent No, no, it's just that we wanted a block of flats, not an abattoir.

Mr Wiggin Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. (shouting) You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

Second City Gent Well, we're sorry you feel like that but we, er, did want a block of flats. Nice though the abattoir is.

 

[jody108]

"The Architects Sketch"?

Interesting....

Wow!

 

[souldeux]

Chumps, I love you.

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

I thought you would enjoy that one.

 

[jody108]

much funnier on video.

Ha!