The next time you think you are having a bad day.. Most of your leads turn out to have bad numbers, the ones you do rach hand up on you and all your appointments are no shows just think about the bad day these two guys are having and you won't think yours is so bad after all.
[FONT="]Have you ever had a totally lousy day? There is a story about a man who was sitting in a bar, looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half-an-hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, grabbed the drink from him, and gulped it down in one swallow. [/FONT]
[FONT="]At that, the man burst into tears. The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a grown man crying." [/FONT]
[FONT="]"No, it's not that." The guy said, "Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and he fired me. When I left the office, I discovered my car had been stolen, and the police said there was nothing they could do. [/FONT]
[FONT="]I took a cab home, and as he drove off I realized I left my wallet in the back seat of the taxi.
I thought it couldn't get any worse, but when I walked into my house I found my wife in the arms of another man–and she told me to leave. So I stopped by a chemical store, and then came here. I've been sitting here thinking about taking my life…And then you come in and drink all my poison!"[/FONT]
Have a great day!
[FONT="]Have you ever had a totally lousy day? There is a story about a man who was sitting in a bar, looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half-an-hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, grabbed the drink from him, and gulped it down in one swallow. [/FONT]
[FONT="]At that, the man burst into tears. The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a grown man crying." [/FONT]
[FONT="]"No, it's not that." The guy said, "Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and he fired me. When I left the office, I discovered my car had been stolen, and the police said there was nothing they could do. [/FONT]
[FONT="]I took a cab home, and as he drove off I realized I left my wallet in the back seat of the taxi.
I thought it couldn't get any worse, but when I walked into my house I found my wife in the arms of another man–and she told me to leave. So I stopped by a chemical store, and then came here. I've been sitting here thinking about taking my life…And then you come in and drink all my poison!"[/FONT]
Have a great day!
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