Some One Threw a Rock Through My Window Last Night

Someone threw a potato through my window last night.

We know that Robert gave Comrade Al an extra potato in his rations this week.

Coincidence? You decide.
 
A rock was thrown threw my office window last night with a note that said health insurance agents must die.

Please send $5 to the Human Fund to help defray the cost of the onslaught of attacks on health insurance agents.

I'm not sure if the rock thrower was a republican or a democrat, but it really doesn't matter. We just want you to send the money if you are stupid enough to do it.

It was me! I had a $5 bill wrapped around that rock... It was supposed to be payment against that $100 I owe you, but I want it back now, you ingrate.
 
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