Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Receive direct mailers from two different SF agents yesterday. It was the same advertisement with different names. Those agents are approximately two miles apart and are about 5-7 miles from me. However, there are 3 other SF agent within about two miles from my house. Looks like they are falling all over each other. We have an area population of about 150k and 18 SF offices.
Great for state farm both agents paying for what's really branding with no distinction.
I am just about ready to Co Author a book with Ins 1832.
Ch 1: Shoot first ask questions later. We'll use the dead dog story.
Ch 2: Mortgage brokers are the key. We'll use a mix of our stories.
Ch 3: Offend every one. Like Tosh O. Noting is sacred. The Pros and Cons
Ch 4: Captive vs Indy....
Ch 5: The day to day
Ch6: Ins 1833 doesn't know everything, that's why he's here asking great question.
Ch7: The next level.
Ch8: Want to win long term, Own!
Ch9: The Grind.
Ch 10 This is Sales. You will have to SELL something!
Ch 11: Navigating your carrier relationships- I'll have to write this ch because Ins1324 thinks there is no purpose in this and that they are all "scum bags".... We'll have his comments along the edges in this ch. Etc Etc.
Suggestions for subchapters:
Ch 3(a) - The Insufferable Jackass - Mental issues/illness that have gone untreated.
Ch 6(a) - 10 years in the business and never written or know about an HO5? and other such naïveté.
Ch 8(a) - Ethics & Defacing Your Personal Brand Image - Never aligning yourself with a (see Ch 3(a) ) even though it refers business to you.
Ch 11(a) The Viper - How to spot and avoid poisonous people that will slowly kill your motivation and career happiness.
HUMMMMMMM, I tried to lighten the mood.
Let me try again. So a guy finds a genie's lamp on the beach, rubs it three times, Genie pops out and says I'll give you three wishes. But whatever you wish for your mother in law will get twice as much.
1st wish- 1 billion dollars
2nd wish- Own a winery in Italia.
3rd wish- let me think about it.
Few days later. I got it!
3rd wish- I want to be beaten half to death.