Where in the world is James?

[arnguy]

I'm sorry to report, that James will not be posting on this Forum for a few months.

As most of you know, James moved to Nepal last month in preparation for his upcoming book on the Dinka tribe. His co-author, Manute Bol, ran into some legal problems and James is spending some time dealing with that issue.

If you would like to contact James, you can write to him C/o Manute Bol
BG Road 5 Dharan, Nepal.

Geez, Chumps, do they have all those secret funds in Nepal where they need a next of kin to release like they do in Nigeria? Maybe James could put in a good word for me with the local bankers in Nepal.

 

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Yes Arnguy, they do. But you don't have to go to Nepal or Nigeria to get in on the fun.

There are two additional offices. One is located in the Gaza Strip. Bad place to visit right now. But there's another location a bit closer for you. Check the corner of Broad and Patterson. Still a bit nasty but a shorter drive.

 

[arnguy]

Yes Arnguy, they do. But you don't have to go to Nepal or Nigeria to get in on the fun.

There are two additional offices. One is located in the Gaza Strip. Bad place to visit right now. But there's another location a bit closer for you. Check the corner of Broad and Patterson. Still a bit nasty but a shorter drive.

It's Pattison, Chumps. Your memory must be fading----old timer's disease. I do visit that corner almost weekly to meet with Sal and pay my tribute money. I was not aware they do banking like Nigeria----I thought it was a deposit only type of banking institution. No withdrawals allowed.

 

[Mr. Bill]

What does this have to do with the Ebola Monkey Man?

Also, what happened to James' other forum?

Did the Ebola Monkey Man get to that site as well?

Oh, I did receive an email from Mr. Calvin Bosely, who appears to know the Ebola Monkey Man. If anyone wants to take care of his request, please feel free to do so, I just don't have the time:

Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable
Bank
Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you
since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with TNT COURIER
SERVICE, UNITED KINGDOM, I traveled out of the country for a Months
Course
and I will not come back soon.

What you have to do now is to contact the TNT COURIER SERVICE as soon
as
possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of
the
expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivering
Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque
showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
attack
in your Country.

Again, I would have paid for the Security Keeping fee but they said no
because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of
demurrage. You have to contact the TNT COURIER SERVICE now for the
delivery of your Draft with this information, All you have to do is for
you to furnish TNT COURIER SERVICE identification for verification of
the
details there in there office: with your personal details:

Names in full,.............
Residential ..............
Zip code,..................
Country,...................
Telephone number,..........
Fax number,................
Age,.......................
Marital Status,............
Sex....................
Nationality............

Contact Person: Mr. Kevin Ashton (dispatch officer)
Email Address: Sign In
Telephone: +44 70457 26875

There and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again,
try
to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further
delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of £265.00
GBP
for their immediate action.

You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your
Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Calvin Mosley