A Day in the Life of a FE Pusher

[rousemark]

What in the world does that mean??? I'm so confused!

If they shot the bear all it did was make the bear mad, then the bear.. well, you get the picture..

 

[HoosierLife]

If they shot the bear all it did was make the bear mad, then the bear.. well, you get the picture..

Yeah I think I got it after the third time reading it. It's late...

 

[Tahoe Ray]

My dad and I went hiking on a trail in Alaska years ago, they actually had a sign in/out book at the head if the trial, so they could figure out who got eaten...literally, a big book sitting in tge weather, with a place for your name, next of kin and contact info...the rangers would literally check that book for folks that never signed out, and call to check.

We became experts in clapping our hands and hollering "hey bear", I was fantasizing for anything with bullets.

The locals all had filed their sights down for bear....so it wouldn't hurt so bad when the shot bear shoved the thing up their arse. .

Please reference my relevant post on page 11 of this thread...I agree 100%.

 

[PaperHanger]

What in the world does that mean??? I'm so confused!

When you shoot a bear, it only pisses them off, they will take your gun and shove it where the sun don't shine...so better be prepared.

On the same trip we fished a stream beside a campground...we saw 3 juvenile bears frolicking and getting fish...the next day, paper told if a bear attacking a tent, one dead.

Same trip, I was taking a walk around the neighborhood, and came face to face with a juvenile moose...litterally planed an escape of jumping down a 20 foot ditch into nasty water.

Same trip, some folks had smoked some of our salmon, we returned ti pick it up but found a note on the door 'had ti go dress a moose roadkill", they came back with a bucket full of organs, he said "man now thats a good looking liver, just look at that thing"

Hawaii is the most beautiful place on earth, and Alaska is truly the last American frontier. Keni, a little drinking villiage with a slight fishing problem. .

Oh yeah, two seperate instances of good God fearing christian americans, told stories of how they could have stabbed someone for making them loose a salmon on the line...one of the offenders was a human miss operating a boat, the other was a sea lion taking a free lunch...and they meant it, wanted to stab them...not kill them, not shoot them...up close and personal stab them....then the sea lion guy talked about how good sea lion tasted...but it gas to be served by a native else it's illegal.

And native alaskans get to fish for their family...one person can catch his whole families daily limit. And they can also use nets at the rivermouths...

Very very wild wild place...better take a gun...and if u drive there, better take a Benjamin for each one to give to canada, its a firearm transport tax...go figure...

 

[Cofie]

If I lived somewhere I had to work streets like that I would move.

I'm curious. Move your family or move to another company?

 

[rousemark]

I'm curious. Move your family or move to another company?

Changing companies wouldn't make a difference in the amount of crime yoou encounter in an area..

 

[WinoBlues]

When you shoot a bear, it only pisses them off, they will take your gun and shove it where the sun don't shine...so better be prepared.

On the same trip we fished a stream beside a campground...we saw 3 juvenile bears frolicking and getting fish...the next day, paper told if a bear attacking a tent, one dead.

Same trip, I was taking a walk around the neighborhood, and came face to face with a juvenile moose...litterally planed an escape of jumping down a 20 foot ditch into nasty water.

Same trip, some folks had smoked some of our salmon, we returned ti pick it up but found a note on the door 'had ti go dress a moose roadkill", they came back with a bucket full of organs, he said "man now thats a good looking liver, just look at that thing"

Hawaii is the most beautiful place on earth, and Alaska is truly the last American frontier. Keni, a little drinking villiage with a slight fishing problem. .

Oh yeah, two seperate instances of good God fearing christian americans, told stories of how they could have stabbed someone for making them loose a salmon on the line...one of the offenders was a human miss operating a boat, the other was a sea lion taking a free lunch...and they meant it, wanted to stab them...not kill them, not shoot them...up close and personal stab them....then the sea lion guy talked about how good sea lion tasted...but it gas to be served by a native else it's illegal.

And native alaskans get to fish for their family...one person can catch his whole families daily limit. And they can also use nets at the rivermouths...

Very very wild wild place...better take a gun...and if u drive there, better take a Benjamin for each one to give to canada, its a firearm transport tax...go figure...

Came very close to getting to trying very fresh sea lion liver one hung over morning on the Bering Sea. A pod of killer whales contested our claim and we agreed. Being in an over loaded little 12' skiff with the gunnels just inches out of the water helped us make the correct decision.

Alaska, Beautiful but many ways to get eaten.

 

[xrac]

I'm curious. Move your family or move to another company?

Move my family! Why work in an area that I feel I am in danger?

 

[Bob_The_Insurance_Guy]

I have a Legal Shield tag on my keychain. I would have whipped that bad boy out, rolled up my window, and waited for my Attorney to show up in his car.

Just because they wear a badge doesn't means they are admirable.

 

[SirAlexFerguson]

"this player has a yoyo"
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At first I thought that was a new euphemism for 'gun'. Then I thought, wow! This FE agent lets kids play with his 'yoyo' while he's doing business!!!