Best marketing methods if you live near me

Feb 28, 2008

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  1. Crabcake Johnny
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    If you live close to me, here are the best ways to grow your business:

    1) Best way to the parents is through the kids. Hang out at playgrounds with postcards and lollipops. Kids will past it on to their parents and you'll be a hit.

    2) Pass out flyers at local hospital ER's. This is one of my secrets. What better area to market then people seeking care.

    3) 1,000 mailers a week to people living in section 8 housing. What better source of leads then people who really need affordable health care.

    4) Create a fake employee badge, then infiltrate a large company. Go desk to desk talking to every employee about individual health insurance. The owner will love it since group coverage is expensive.
     
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    yeah. That first one is sure to get you locked up.
     
    k1s1h1, Feb 28, 2008
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    Satire is best when base in some reality. I would think this might work, if I know what area you are concentrating during any certain day, I simply walk in and ask if they recieve my fax on the 5 secrets of health insurance.:yes:
     
    James, Feb 29, 2008
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