Catchy Phrases for Insurance Agency

[bill777]

I'm looking to put some stickers on my agency's windows and type something under my carriers like '"Best Rates Save Money"
is this any good and if not what you guys suggest as abetter alternative?

 

[GreenSky]

ObamaCare sold here.

Rick

 

[robb01]

"We Protect Your Ass(ets)"

 

[WinoBlues]

Your doctor called........ Get in here quick!

 

[leevena]

Sorry, can't help myself..."Sure Insurance S**ks, We Just S**ck A Little Less"

 

[STIBROKER]

I'm looking to put some stickers on my agency's windows.

Front window or Back window.......and make sure you do not block the rear view mirror........

 

[WinoBlues]

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Sorry, can't help myself..."Sure Insurance S**ks, We Just S**ck A Little Less"

I'm a guy in California. That is not going on my window.

 

[Guest]

Free breast exams for my clients!

 

[infoe]

Our personal articles policies (floaters) are referred as P A P's

Thought of getting a bilboard near my office on the local high way

"We do free Pap checks"
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We also have alot of Mexican customers. Thought of renaming the agency to

"Up Up and a Guey Insurance"

 

[Dave020]

Free breast exams for my clients!

You might want to "for me female clients"