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Death payoff
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Or a Hoopdee!
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Firstly, I feel sorry for your family member, what happened is a real tragedy. It doesn't seem right to me that the lower takes such a large part of this money. In the end, he has no degree of kinship with the deceased victim. You must have the strength to fight for your justice even after such a terrible event. Now I am thinking more and more about getting public liability & personal accident insurance, and I will definitely not regret this decision.
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Damned lowers!!!
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I know it got autocorrected, but maybe Siri knows best! What's lower than a lawyer?Damned lowers!!!
Reminds me of this one:
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
And this one:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The spelling.
And this one:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish?
One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Oh! Oh! One more!:
What separates witnesses from the lowest form of life on earth?
The wooden partitions around the witness stand.
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Since this thread has degenerated into lawyer jokes, I've got some.
What do you call 20 lawyers sitting in a circle?
A dope ring.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
A wealthy man had three close friends, a lawyer, a doctor, and a priest. On his deathbed he called his friends to his side and said: "I want to have plenty of cash in the afterlife. Each of you take this $100,000 cash and put it in my casket before I am buried." All three took the cash and agreed to do so. The man died. After the funeral, the three men got together to make sure they all put the money in the casket.
The Doctor: I wrapped the money in foil for safety.
The Priest: I blessed the money with holy water.
The Lawyer: I wrote him a check.
What do you call 20 lawyers sitting in a circle?
A dope ring.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
A wealthy man had three close friends, a lawyer, a doctor, and a priest. On his deathbed he called his friends to his side and said: "I want to have plenty of cash in the afterlife. Each of you take this $100,000 cash and put it in my casket before I am buried." All three took the cash and agreed to do so. The man died. After the funeral, the three men got together to make sure they all put the money in the casket.
The Doctor: I wrapped the money in foil for safety.
The Priest: I blessed the money with holy water.
The Lawyer: I wrote him a check.
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I know it got autocorrected, but maybe Siri knows best! What's lower than a lawyer?
Reminds me of this one:
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
And this one:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The spelling.
And this one:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish?
One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Oh! Oh! One more!:
What separates witnesses from the lowest form of life on earth?
The wooden partitions around the witness stand.
Isnt it ironic that a lot of politicians went to law school
Politicks
Poli --from the Latin root word meaning many
Ticks- Medical definition- Blood Sucking creatures
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I have 2 brother-in-laws who claim this profession so I'll hold my tongue... but the world would be a different place and people would have more $ if it weren't for... well you figure it out.
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