Door to Door Sales Secrets.

I'm burnt out and sick of selling, but I'm so good at it it took me the last 8 years of hating it to finally go into a different field.

I've worked over 12 years knocking on doors for a living. I know so much about this stuff I should be locked up.

I could show the average salesman how to get, so many leads a day that if I posted the number on this website know one would belive it.


How much are you willing to pay to increase your business? If you are willing to go door 2 door, I can show you how to make tons of cash.

I admit it door to door sucks, I hate it, but I'm so good at it that I make tons of money doing it.

Listen, I know what to do and how to do it. I thought money would compensate for me hating what I do, but it hasn't. If you like or enjoy insurance and want to learn from me let me know, maybe we can work something out.

I hate doing this business, now remember that. Even while hating what I did I was great at it. What could someone like you do who enjoys this?


Pfffffttt!!!! That's your sales pitch?!!

You want us to get all kind of interested in what you have to say from that?

This makes you sound like a fast-talking huckster with "I hate my mommy" issues.
 
Actually the price should be $97. Research shows that a price ending in $7 will bring in many more suckers....uh buyers...


You're right. I should have remembered that. It's to your gain, though. I'm sure he'll mention you in his new book "The Power Of 7 In Sales".

How long before this post moves to the fight club?
 
This post is almost as funny as the post about the secret phone script that everyone keeps asking for except this poor guy didn't even get anyone interested enough to ask for more information. I think he might want to talk to the secret phone script guy and get some tips.
 
This post is almost as funny as the post about the secret phone script that everyone keeps asking for except this poor guy didn't even get anyone interested enough to ask for more information. I think he might want to talk to the secret phone script guy and get some tips.

Have you heard about my magic appointment setting candles? I can send you a free sample for $50 to cover postage and handleing. I hate using them but they're so effective that I don't mind showing you how they work.

Go ahead and send $100 and I'll ad my free report "How to sell Bagillions of dollars of insurance using the untapped market of Morris Code advertising." You''ll hate it but you'll also love it.

And as an added free bonus for an extra $25 I'll give you my "Secrets to Skywriting- the 21st Century advertising bonanza!!!
 
Great offer Newby but do you offer the $29.99 package of Final Expense Closing Aroma? For this limited time this price will get you 3 4 oz bottles of amazing body spray that guarantees an effective close in the senior market. This amazing small container should be sprayed on the outside of an agents clothing 2 minutes before entering the residence. The aroma has the ability to immediately drop seniors guard on scams, paying attention to the price is right on TV, crossword puzzles in the paper, and completely disengages the urge for them to talk non stop about every family member currently living including all 12 grandchildren.

If anyone wants to order in bulk i can get them a 7 1/2 % price break. It truely is amazing as from my expreience 60% of the time it works every time!
 
Funny stuff ...! Glad you guys have a good sense of humor.

Even funnier is ...

I just recieved a faxed set of apps for another Captive Agent referral - and they filled out the apps for me! This should be good for about $4k of GL and E&O premium and a $250 broker fee [ it has to go surplus ]

I just got off the phone with another - small little IT consulting guy - learned his Captive Agents Prof Liability policy has holes like swiss cheese for what he does! Cant get a cert approved for a vendor.

And then there was the email sitting there waiting for me in the inbox. One of the other producers got it from a Captive over the weekend, and she didnt feel like she had the experience to handle ... so it got sent to me.

Happy Monday folks.

I walked into ... 3 Easy Shots setup from the middle of the fairway 85 yards out from the pin.

How them cold calls .... errrr.... I mean Web Leads sold to 10 other policy peddlers .... comin? Rock On.

Until next time - keep the comedy coming :D



Have you heard about my magic appointment setting candles? I can send you a free sample for $50 to cover postage and handleing. I hate using them but they're so effective that I don't mind showing you how they work.

Go ahead and send $100 and I'll ad my free report "How to sell Bagillions of dollars of insurance using the untapped market of Morris Code advertising." You''ll hate it but you'll also love it.

And as an added free bonus for an extra $25 I'll give you my "Secrets to Skywriting- the 21st Century advertising bonanza!!!
 
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