Great April 1st Headlines

[Expat]

I win the World Series of Poker mail event and pocket 12 million bucks and gives the finger to anyone within 10 miles of the insurance business

I'll bet that you dream in Technicolour.

 

[Newby]

New zero-premium government health care plan is available March 1st to everyone who has paid taxes the last 4 out of 5 years. Pays for everything including boob-jobs, face-lifts and personality transplants with only a $20 co-pay.

 

[midwestbroker]

The US Government now has United Universal Life Insurance to all - $25,000 death benefit for only a 5% hike in your taxes and the death benefit is taxed at 85% when paid out

Insurance-Forums.net is now the Federal Insurance Over Site Committee: Cost for program is $5million per year, fully funded in a bill that allows testing on mice to see if they can tell the difference between yellow and brown M&M's (gotta love pork)