Great April 1st Headlines

New zero-premium government health care plan is available March 1st to everyone who has paid taxes the last 4 out of 5 years. Pays for everything including boob-jobs, face-lifts and personality transplants with only a $20 co-pay.
 
The US Government now has United Universal Life Insurance to all - $25,000 death benefit for only a 5% hike in your taxes and the death benefit is taxed at 85% when paid out

Insurance-Forums.net is now the Federal Insurance Over Site Committee: Cost for program is $5million per year, fully funded in a bill that allows testing on mice to see if they can tell the difference between yellow and brown M&M's (gotta love pork)
 
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