tikibarrister
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For whatever reason, I opened the door without checking first.
On my porch stood a twenty-something guy who looked like a meth freak who'd been stuffed into preppie clothes. I think that's exactly what he was.
"Sir, I'm offering FREE carpet cleanings, today only--"
He literally put his foot in the door at this point. That cracked me up. Like we were in a sitcom.
I read an online story about Kirby salespeople years ago so I knew exactly what he was pushing. Supposedly the typical turnover rate is measured in weeks for most of these guys. He looked desperate, but I wouldn't have let him in my house even if I was interested.
As he left, he explained that he ignored my NO SOLICITING sign because he was giving something away for free...
On my porch stood a twenty-something guy who looked like a meth freak who'd been stuffed into preppie clothes. I think that's exactly what he was.
"Sir, I'm offering FREE carpet cleanings, today only--"
He literally put his foot in the door at this point. That cracked me up. Like we were in a sitcom.
I read an online story about Kirby salespeople years ago so I knew exactly what he was pushing. Supposedly the typical turnover rate is measured in weeks for most of these guys. He looked desperate, but I wouldn't have let him in my house even if I was interested.
As he left, he explained that he ignored my NO SOLICITING sign because he was giving something away for free...
