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Just noticed that this forum has granted me the title of "Expert" after 20 posts. I think I'll retire and wait for you chaps to knock on my door.
I Must Be a Democrat
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Food For Thought
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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Hell, I might have to run for President if I keep getting sexy titles bestowed upon me. Where's the Nobel committee?
Too bad I was born in Africa...err, wait a sec!
Too bad I was born in Africa...err, wait a sec!
If a Republican is unhappy with the country he goes on tv and announces why and gives solution based content.
If a Democrat is unhappy with what the Republican said on tv they call him a facist.
If a Republican is unhappy with the country he goes on tv and announces why and gives solution based content.
If a Democrat is unhappy with what the Republican said on tv they call him a facist.
Correct...and 69.9% of our clients believe them!
How about us Socialists? Come and sing the Internationale with me Comrades
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Well lets be completely honest....and I don't wish to get political, but what the Donald is saying is getting pretty damn close to fascism.
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If a Republican is unhappy with the country he goes on tv and announces why and gives solution based content.
If a Democrat is unhappy with what the Republican said on tv they call him a facist.
Well lets be completely honest....and I don't wish to get political, but what the Donald is saying is getting pretty damn close to fascism.
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TampaHound;1059324 Well lets be completely honest....and I don't wish to get political said:
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Yeah until we can apply a "radicalization test" to all incoming Muslims, wouldn't the prudent course be to get a little more strict on immigration?
I thought the Canadians had a good idea. They were allowing Muslim immigrants to come in, but not single males 15-45.
San Bernidino obviously makes that thinking moot.
Oh, and doesn't Cali have some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation??
I thought the Canadians had a good idea. They were allowing Muslim immigrants to come in, but not single males 15-45.
San Bernidino obviously makes that thinking moot.
Oh, and doesn't Cali have some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation??
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I spent the last 17 years in California...moved to Texas about 18 months ago. The gun laws are ridiculous to say the least. They have a concealed carry law but the only people allowed to get the permit are law enforcement and celebrities like Rosie O'Donnell.
All I can say is God Bless Texas...Good luck to any radicals trying their luck here. I think they will find that their road to heaven will be quick and hopefully painful.
All I can say is God Bless Texas...Good luck to any radicals trying their luck here. I think they will find that their road to heaven will be quick and hopefully painful.
First time I ever heard Jimmy carter being accused of being a fascist.. After, all he did exactly what Trump is advocating during the Iran crisis.. Nobody said a word.
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Unfortunately Texas still has gun free zones.. like US military bases.
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