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My dad was an Arkansas hillbilly.I'm too much like daddy... a Missouri hillbilly.
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My dad was an Arkansas hillbilly.I'm too much like daddy... a Missouri hillbilly.
As a kid, when we would go back home to see his side of the family, I remember being chased around the barn yard by my aunt's tom turkey.
Dude, those things can get pretty big.
Is this you?Yeah, and the bigger they get, they tend to get less friendly to little boys playing in their barn yard.
I didn't know turkeys could talk.I was actually backpacking alone, and was hiking up a trail near some ranch land. A turkey, which was apparently domesticated, started walking towards me. Maybe it wanted to see if I had food, or just wanted to say hello. All I remember was I stopped hiking, as the turkey was coming towards me, and I remember thinking to my self "damn, am I going to have to fight a turkey today?" but nothing came of it.