LTC Memory Test Primer

[yankee466]

Do u remember your husband name..
Do u remember the first time you caugh your husband with another women...
Do u remember your ins agent name...

Women never forget anything their husband's did wrong....even if the husband has no idea he did something wrong.



Men are lucky to be able to retreat into their "nothing box"...where all brain activity ceases temporarily and nothing bothers us. Women can not do this until they are on LTC claim.

 

[Arthur Rudnick]

Herman,
I think you're on to something. Reminds of a set of rules that I read once that confirms what you're trying to say:

Men’s Rules​

We always hear “the rules”from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note…..these are all numbered “1” on purpose!
1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1) Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1) Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1) Crying is blackmail.
1) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not do not work. Obvious hints do notwork. Just say it!
1) Yes and No are perfectly good answers to almost every question.
1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissiblei n an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1) If you won’t dress like Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.Not both! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1) All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit,not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what a mauve is.
1) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1) If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing”, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you’re lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle.
1) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine….. Really.
1) Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation or monstertrucks.
1) You have enough clothes.
1) You have too many clothes.
1) I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know that men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Now, the reason I posted these rules is because it's important that every LTC agent is aware of them (Something to do about a memory test) You see, there is a difference between men & woman.

 

[Mr_Ed]

Women never forget anything their husband's did wrong....even if the husband has no idea he did something wrong.



Men are lucky to be able to retreat into their "nothing box"...where all brain activity ceases temporarily and nothing bothers us. Women can not do this until they are on LTC claim.

Classic!







nadm

 

[Sales71]

The test is for what if they forget...... Forget about it.