Most Interesting Moments.

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Last night on "Hoarders," there was a lady that did not have a working toilet for a few years. So she simply sh*t in the toilet without flushing. The pile was a few feet high.

My wife was exercising at the time and said she nearly vomited on the elliptical as she was watching it.

You just can't make up this stuff.

 

[Newinsurancelady210]

I'm sorry that is just gross. How do you not get your toilet fixed...? Some people just confuse me..

 

[Mark]

Last night on "Hoarders," there was a lady that did not have a working toilet for a few years. So she simply sh*t in the toilet without flushing. The pile was a few feet high.

My wife was exercising at the time and said she nearly vomited on the elliptical as she was watching it.

You just can't make up this stuff.

I have a client who is a hoarder. They buy and resell stuff at flea markets. They dont have a lot of trash in their homes, just junk. They do have bugs and I had to act like it didnt bother me and they acted like it was not there also.

I never eat or drink anything at a clients house. A trick is to bring in a water bottle with you each time, and when ask do you want something to drink, you can show them your water bottle.


I can understand the non trash hoarder a lot better than the ones that hoard trash also.

 

[WinoBlues]

Oh, the memories.

Years ago I was running a ton of orphan leads I had. I was door knocking the ones that had not respond to my pre-approach letters. I was in a "bad" part of town.

The name on the card was Beauty _______ a Female in her early 70s.

I step around all the crap in the front yard and knock on the rusty security door. I could hear the front door open but could not see through the door. This awful funk came rolling out. A combination of grease, sweat, cigarettes and A$$. (Today, I would just walk) I let them know why I am there. The screen door opens. More thick funk comes oozing out. Standing there is a VERY LARGE lady in a very thin stained moomoo dress. The light from the big screen TV behind her. No underwear. I go in and sit on the very front edge of the couch. She sits across from me ....ugh. Here's my card call if you need anything BYE...........

 

[xrac]

I have a client who is a hoarder. They buy and resell stuff at flea markets. They dont have a lot of trash in their homes, just junk. They do have bugs and I had to act like it didnt bother me and they acted like it was not there also.

I never eat or drink anything at a clients house. A trick is to bring in a water bottle with you each time, and when ask do you want something to drink, you can show them your water bottle.


I can understand the non trash hoarder a lot better than the ones that hoard trash also.

I always accept something to drink if offered since I think it is effective on a NLP type level however, I will decline if I find the house too gross.

 

[STIBROKER]

A trick is to bring in a water bottle with you each time, and when ask do you want something to drink, you can show them your water bottle.

with your business card on it............

 

[Newinsurancelady210]

Back when I was a leasing agent for some apartment complex, we had a resident hoarder, when she moved out, we had to trash out her apt. We walked in, not only was there soomuch trash in the apartment you couldn't even walk. s*%&ty diapers all over the floor, there was a long hose leading from the toilet in her bedroom all the way into the kitchen sink and into the bathtub. Our make ready had there hands full bc there was a thick crust all over the tub and kitchen sink..

 

[ABC]

I was setting up a group health plan for tobacco shops.

The owner and I were discussing the options when his girlfriend walked in dressed in all leather bondage outfit.

She had just finished her photo shoot and decided to keep the outfit on because ya know it was 11:00 am and why not.

She then opens a photo album that had pics of her in all kinds of positions. Then she bend over and her pants split and she is wearing no underwear.

I admit I did not keep a straight face on that one.

 

[Newinsurancelady210]

I was setting up a group health plan for tobacco shops.

The owner and I were discussing the options when his girlfriend walked in dressed in all leather bondage outfit.

She had just finished her photo shoot and decided to keep the outfit on because ya know it was 11:00 am and why not.

She then opens a photo album that had pics of her in all kinds of positions. Then she bend over and her pants split and she is wearing no underwear.

I admit I did not keep a straight face on that one.

I don't think most men would complain about that one lol