Music Before an Appointment

[arnguy]

I either masterbate or take drugs on the way. Either way, I'm in a better mood when I arrive.

Rick

Rick, are you kidding---masterbate??? With that misspelling I bekieve that UCLA will rescind all your degrees. Of all the words in the English language, Rick, you should be the master of spelling masturbate! When did you go off the meds?

 

[Frank Stastny]

Rick, are you kidding---masterbate??? With that misspelling I bekieve that UCLA will rescind all your degrees. Of all the words in the English language, Rick, you should be the master of spelling masturbate! When did you go off the meds?

Finally, where have you been?

I have been waiting for you to share your pearls of wisdom with us. I was almost ready to post that myself. I was concerned that you had fallen asleep on the job.

Glad to see we can still count on you.

 

[Ron Van D]

Cut the man some slack, He can even see the keyboard!
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You know what Mother said.

 

[GreenSky]

Rick, are you kidding---masterbate??? With that misspelling I bekieve that UCLA will rescind all your degrees. Of all the words in the English language, Rick, you should be the master of spelling masturbate! When did you go off the meds?

Sorry. The "u" key was sticking for some unknown reason. I had to improvise.

Rick

 

[arnguy]

OMG, sticky keyboard? Rick, I thought you would be more careful where do "it."


Thanks for the concern, Frank. I had to take a few days R&R (for you civilians it means rest and recuperation).
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I use Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture to get me psyched up!

 

[VaDwayne]

YouTube - AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long

Paul, we finally agree on something;Well, maybe a couple of things!

The first concert I ever attended was the AC/DC Back in Black tour and it will forever be etched in my memory. I am now a Southern Gospel fan but AC/DC can still rock!

 

[Newby]

Paul, we finally agree on something;Well, maybe a couple of things!

The first concert I ever attended was the AC/DC Back in Black tour and it will forever be etched in my memory. I am now a Southern Gospel fan but AC/DC can still rock!

ACDC ended when Bon Scott died. The new guy just doesn't cut it.

 

[jmhopkins40]

Another example of tortured, junior college English composition.




The word you are looking for is "your're" which is a contraction for "you are" while "your" is a possessive adjective.

Here, maybe this will help

You talk out of your ass. (possessive adjective)

You're an ass. (contraction of 'you are')

When it comes to guys like you... the meaning comes out the same.

* You are really strange...I think I understand why the death threats...lol

 

[Guest]

Pearls of wisdom, now that's funny!!!!

PS: Masturbate means "to disturb with the hand" if you trace the etymology, pretty interesting since we all know Rick is disturbed!!

Finally, where have you been?

I have been waiting for you to share your pearls of wisdom with us. I was almost ready to post that myself. I was concerned that you had fallen asleep on the job.

Glad to see we can still count on you.