No...I'm The SEO Expert...

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

As most of you know, the eight sites I built for clients here on the Forum (not in my signature) ALL provide more than 100 completed quote forms per day for each of you. I know that many of those eight will verify this on this thread.

As a trusted Forum member,more than 70 of you have paid me $340 per hour for helping you with SEO.

Today, I am announcing that I am cutting the price in half to $170 for February only.

Take advantage of it!

 

[Crabcake Johnny]

I'm on page 3 and climbing for 6 important keyword phrases. Because of that, I'm also a SEO expert and charging $899 for my complete package.

fyi....I'm on page 22 for one HUGE keyword term. It's a monster and when it hits page 1 I'll be a millionaire. I can show you how too.

 

[VolAgent]

Yeah, but of those 100 quote requests, 99 of them are you putting in bogus leads. I spend more time chasing your bogus leads than the real one you got me!

 

[STIBROKER]

I have the only true SEO system that works that no one knows about with a custom program that converts magic unicorn horn dust into data that adds it to the url.....Google algorithms can not fight the force of this method no more than a Bass can swim away from a banjo minnow.....so for feb bring me your unicorn horn and I will sprinkle your URL for 2 hondo.....

 

[YouGotMyMoney]

will the real seo please stand up

 

[Crabcake Johnny]

I get this question at least 4 times a week:

"John, I have a website and need someone for SEO so I can create my own leads."

Me:

"Take whatever you were going to spend and create a marketing program. Learn ways to prospect, gain experience and start making money. If 3 years from now you decided you want your site on page one and want to waste....errr, sorry...pay for SEO services, more power to you.

Paying someone for SEO is a bit like Let's Make a Deal. Sure, you want the car. Chances are you're going home with 50 cans of squid.

 

[Norwayguy]

I get this question at least 4 times a week:

"John, I have a website and need someone for SEO so I can create my own leads."

Me:

"Take whatever you were going to spend and create a marketing program. Learn ways to prospect, gain experience and start making money. If 3 years from now you decided you want your site on page one and want to waste....errr, sorry...pay for SEO services, more power to you.

Paying someone for SEO is a bit like Let's Make a Deal. Sure, you want the car. Chances are you're going home with 50 cans of squid.

Hey isn't squid a delicacy somewhere?

 

[Crabcake Johnny]

You don't want to go into seeking SEO services without knowing a single thing. You're gonna get taken like your car's broke down in Texarkana and you tell the mechanic it was making this clackity sound.

"Have you submitted your sitemap to Google?"

"What's this site map thingy?"

"Holy cr*ap. You haven't submitted your sitemap to your Google webmaster tools account yet? Man...now it's an extra $199 since I have to re-grease the internet bearings on all of your pages."

 

[STIBROKER]

Man...now it's an extra $199 since I have to re-grease the internet bearings on all of your pages."

man I really hate doing that......it is just so time consuming......

 

[Crabcake Johnny]

"...what you really need is 5,000 garbage backlinks that I'm selling. Then your site will rocket to page one. Really, it's just that easy which is why I'm really rich following my own...advice....oh...wait."

"Isn't that a tactic I'm not supposed to use. I mean, what if I climb up but then get punished?"

"Well, none of of that really matters to me after I have your payment now, does it."