No...I'm The SEO Expert...

I have the only true SEO system that works that no one knows about with a custom program that converts magic unicorn horn dust into data that adds it to the url.....Google algorithms can not fight the force of this method no more than a Bass can swim away from a banjo minnow.....so for feb bring me your unicorn horn and I will sprinkle your URL for 2 hondo.....

Whats with the Unicorn fixation? I thought that unicorn's were a gay thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Rainbows and Unicorns are pretty.
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Whats with the Unicorn fixation? I thought that unicorn's were a gay thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Its not a fixation....it works....you see there is magic in the horn that you have to harvest and convert into magic data....its all quite technical.....

 
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"I once got this agent on page 1, position 8 for "Illinois medicare part C plans. True story. My rates are $1,650. I also read a lot of SEO blogs and stuff. I read a lot on these special SEO forums. It's mainly dead broke people talking about all their skilz...but I digress. Kinda like how I can perform surgery because I love to read medical journals."
 
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Whats funny is everyone starting flaming me when numerous times i stated I am not selling anything...i just love to talk SEO. Seriously guys...yes i've made seem claims on things I am doing right now but I have yet to make a sales pitch on anything. And believe me after this convo i'd rather not do business with anyone on here.
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And i'd love for STI to remove all that <bold> and see what happens to his leads and traffic
 
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Series...You have taken all of this quite well. I think you'll fit in nicely here.

But...I am still the original SEO guru. I charge a lot but people keep coming back. Currently 105 clients and I was recognized as one of the "Top 10 SEO Resources" by "Website Building" magazine in 2010.
 
nicee...About 3 years ago I was going at it big with SEO consulting...but I found out I liked working in house better. Now I just creating sites in highly competitive verticals...like insurance, cord blood, law and so on. So far so good.
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im not stepping on your toes i'd never take on any of these guys ; )
 
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Cord blood. Don't know what that is but it sounds like something from the movie "Deliverance."

Oh Yea....I was also voted SEO Webmaster of the Groats Disease Research Foundation which takes in over $1 million per year (before expenses).
 
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