The FE Meme Thread

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There's an old joke:

A couple dies in a car wreck. When they get to the Pearly Gates, there's a waiting area for women, and two waiting areas for men. A sign hangs above each of the men's waiting areas. One says "Henpecked husbands", and there are hundreds of men waiting beneath. The other says "Non-henpecked husbands", under which there is just one man waiting. When the angel at the gate sees him, he announces to the crowd, "We've got a fine specimen waiting here! Out of all the hundreds of men waiting, he's the only one who was not henpecked!" Then turning to the solitary soul, he congratulates him and asks, "Pease, sir, can you tell us your story? How did you come to be standing here in this remarkable position?" The man looks around, shrugs, and answers, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand over here."
 
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