"99.5% WILL FAIL.." - SAM

A fex agent walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,
'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really rather, have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent'.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive a round in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and
you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullsh*ttin' me!'
The social worker said, 'Yeah, well... You started it
 
A fex agent walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,
'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really rather, have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent'.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive a round in his Mercedes and he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and
you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullsh*ttin' me!'
The social worker said, 'Yeah, well... You started it
Sounds familiar. I think I'm having deja vu all over again.:err:
 
jd didn't tell you the whole story. It is like any industry. Yes, some owners will make big $$$. But others will end up on welfare. And then there are the elite few who will both make big money and also collect welfare :huh::twitchy:
You've been stirring for a while and very good at it. Great post. :yes:
 
Yeah, right. :skeptical:

You gotta give the guy the benefit of doubt until proven otherwise, imo. For all we know the case has been adjudicated and all is well.

You've been stirring for a while and very good at it. Great post. :yes:

I was trying to be funny more than anything else.

I see TT is over $100K with KSKJ this year to date, and I hear he is over $200K total production for the year as well. I do think his bedside manner on the forum sucked for the most part, but he is undeniably a producer and his system works for a good number of agents whom he has taught it to.

I'd prefer to let this whole issue go to sleep unless and until we see anything definitive that he did anything wrong. Just putting myself in his shoes at this point.
 
You gotta give the guy the benefit of doubt until proven otherwise, imo. For all we know the case has been adjudicated and all is well.



I was trying to be funny more than anything else.

I see TT is over $100K with KSKJ this year to date, and I hear he is over $200K total production for the year as well. I do think his bedside manner on the forum sucked for the most part, but he is undeniably a producer and his system works for a good number of agents whom he has taught it to.

I'd prefer to let this whole issue go to sleep unless and until we see anything definitive that he did anything wrong. Just putting myself in his shoes at this point.
The charge against him for filing a false police report was dismissed.
 
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