And THIS is why one should limit the use of real names on the forums

[somarco]

Hey man... thanks for giving some hair.

Rogaine really works!

 

[Life Hawk]

Rogaine really works!

Looks more like bananas to me.

 

[somarco]

So, have you tried banana's? How's it working for you?

 

[-Joe-]

Sales are for thick skinned, hardheaded folks with just enough mental capacity to know how to deal with a public who knows no end in how to cause stress, high blood pressure, and ulcers... and turn them into well adjusted premium payers.

Oh dear.. you've cracked the code..

 

[somarco]

Oh dear.. you've cracked the code..

It took @Life Hawk a while but he eventually figured it out