At First She Didn't Like Me

[somarco]

He's stone cold afraid of water. Downright petrified.

Sounds like your rock has some igneous ancestry. Fire and water don't get along well.

Try doing a DNA / ancestry research.

Might also consider counseling.

For you.

Not your rock.

 

[Todd King]

Sounds like your rock has some igneous ancestry. Fire and water don't get along well.

Try doing a DNA / ancestry research.

Might also consider counseling.

For you.

Not your rock.

Counseling wouldn't do any good for the rock anyway. He's.....well......hard-headed as a rock!