- 30,588
"You will get all you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want." Zig Ziglar
Best Story You Have of Your Product Helping a Client?
- Thread starter entrep1776
- Start date
- 26,145
Mildred, what's that plan if tomorrow you wake up dead?
Every policy I ever wrote helped the client. Every claim check delivered proved it.
- 5,936
- 5,503
I tell you what, if I woke up dead I'd be super pissed. Oh, also, dead.
- 5,936
I think I am being misunderstood... typical male take on the issue.
You don't buy life insurance for yourself (to many guys get this in their head and that's why they say, "I don't need it.)
Jokingly I suggested that once you check out of this old world, it matters not if or if not you have life insurance to you... it means everything to the ones you leave it to though.
Now that I have I have made a total mess of the who thing, I humbly ask for your forgiveness and understanding... because... it will probably do it again far too soon.
- 26,145
The Individual is not my client. The household and everybody that they ever knew is now mine.
- 15,041
Are you sure about that?
Mildred, what you need is Zombie Insurance.
For small, onetime payment, one of our highly skilled Zombie slayers will come to your place of death and drive a stake through your brain.
For just a small, additional fee you can also add the Vampire rider. After driving the stake through your brain, our specialist will also drive one through your heart.
The only thing worse than dying is waking up dead! Your loved ones will thank you.
- 26,145
- 30,588
Speaking of the Walking Dead...how's Mark Rosenthal doing?
Similar threads
Latest posts
-
-
Los Angeles Fires Become Existential Test for California’s Stopgap Insurer
- Latest: marindependent
-
