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You really need to clear your head
Ahh, two pot stirrers, going at it!
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You really need to clear your head
We use a spoon to stir......you use a mixer.Ahh, two pot stirrers, going at it!
We use a spoon to stir......you use a mixer.
I am not particularly interested in eating spam, canned green beans and beenee wenee for the rest of my life, just to rotate an "emergency" food stock.
If I can get to the store every day or two, I can often use coupons and sales or find marked down meat, produce and bread items to buy that will allow me to eat "fresh" food. That is much nicer than continually trying to eat up a month's supply of a limited variety of canned goods one might lay in if they have to think of the possibility of no electricity for a month or so.
To have a vacation house, I would have to put up a lean to in the back yard. The squirrels would carry off anything I left there. They would probably subcontract the raccoons to get the cans open.
If you aren't prepared with some non perishable food, I have a 3 step solution for you.
1 Walk outside.
2 Start running in circles.
3 Wave your hands over your head and scream, and don't stop.
Things will sort themselves out for you, and you'll quickly find yourself somewhere with plenty of food to eat and a place to sleep.
I searched for "old man running in circles waving arms and screaming" on YouTube. Scary isn't it. I didn't know that LD wore a cowboy hat.Where the hell did you find this lol...
If you aren't prepared with some non perishable food, I have a 3 step solution for you.
1 Walk outside.
2 Start running in circles.
3 Wave your hands over your head and scream, and don't stop.
Things will sort themselves out for you, and you'll quickly find yourself somewhere with plenty of food to eat and a place to sleep.